Thursday, December 19, 2024

Top 10 Things In My Apartment That People Find Unusual

I don't think my apartment is weird and mostly I get a lot of compliments on how pretty it is, but there are a few things in it that get commented on a lot with a more dubious attitude.

10. All the guest sleeping places. Basically the only person who ever sleeps over is my friend Alex because he lives two and a half hours away and we trade off visits, but I actually have a ton of things that turn into beds. I have an actual guest bed that is my childhood bed I've had since I was 3, a thing that looks like a squishy chair but expands into a bed, a cot, and a couch that reclines that used to be in my mom's family room 10 years ago. If you couldn't tell, very little of my furniture is new.

9. My curio cabinet
. Obvious since it's literally for unusual things, but it's specifically full of knickknacks from my travels mostly. It also has some pottery I made in elementary school (including a really good gargoyle), a dancing skeleton dog, a bunch of pocket watches, and a dancing clown music box that has really freaked people out. It was found on Facebook marketplace by my best friend's mother-in-law and cost $30 for solid wood and glass. The only downside was they said the guy who sold it to them was kind of a weirdo.  

8. My tree lamp. My primary living room lamp is a tree that's bigger than I am. I decorate it for Halloween and Christmas. My mom has said she wants one too.  

7. All the instruments. In my living room I have a bass guitar, a keyboard, a tambourine, a half size violin, a vintage accordion, and an Irish penny whistle. I can't really play any of them. The bass I mess with on occasion, the tambourine is mainly for my 10th graders reading A Doll's House, and I used to play violin in elementary school but it's so old I can't even tune it properly anymore. 

 6. My shower curtain. My shower curtain has octopus tentacles but what makes it particularly unusual is that the curtain liner has an abstract tree pattern on it so when the light shines through the window the octopus looks like it's swimming through sea vegetation.  

5. The typewriter. I have a typewriter that's probably about 100 years old or more. It belonged to my great grandfather who wrote for a local paper. It doesn't work and weighs at least 60 pounds. 

 4. All the skulls. Not real skulls! I just have a lot of skull art? I have a skull in the wreath over my bed. There's a skull in a flower crown on a pillow on my couch. I have framed Dia de los Muertos postcards from Albuquerque and an "A Dull Afternoon" by Edward Gorey print above it. And this is just everyday; I have even more at Halloween. 

 3. The masks. I have a couple Venetian masks on my wall along with a mask I made in 8th grade with an actual cast of my face that I can wear. I think they're very normal but I had a friend who was insanely freaked out by them.  

2. Death god statues. I have little statues around my living room of Hades, Persephone, Anubis, and Shiva, all acquired from their respective countries. They're my friends, and I love them so much.  

1. An old broken trunk of military helmets dating back to World War I. I can try to explain how I got this, but it's honestly funnier to not. The Vietnam one is at school so I can show it to the kids when we read Things They Carried, but the rest live in the trunk. I also keep my back massager in there just because it's close to my desk.

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

2024 Movies

This may sound weird since I saw three movies in the theater last year, but this year I feel like I actually rediscovered movie theaters. Those three movies I saw last year were all with specific purpose divorced from the movie itself (meeting someone new, filling in a time gap with a friend, and getting out of the house because my leg is broken). This year, however, I think I actually learned the value of going to the movies: I focus on the film. At home I only have a laptop, no bigger screens, and most movies are watched on my computer, in my computer chair, regrettably with another tab open sometimes. In a theater I can do nothing but watch the movie from a comfy recliner. Then I have to drive home either by myself where I can reflect or with another person where I can discuss. It's that genuine escapism that I can only replicate watching movies on Wednesday with Adam at his house. I should have done this years ago.

My list currently still has Dune 2,which I will not get to until Adam and I can set aside the time to watch both films back to back.

Loved:

Anora: I've been a fan of Sean Baker since Tangerine, loved Florida Project, and was pretty let down by Red Rocket, but oh man, this movie rocked me. It kind of manages to merge all the best things about his previous films. It's got fun chaos, beautiful shots, interesting characters, a bit of social commentary, and the ending literally made me cry and tied the whole film together perfectly. It might be his best film. It might also be my favorite film of the year, but there's some tight competition below.

Conclave: A religious movie from a totally different angle that really examines the complexity of beliefs in the same religious institution. I heard this described as Succession but the Catholic Church and I was like: say less; it's already on my list. I love a well crafted suspense film, and this one kept me on the edge of my seat. I was literally screaming in joy at the last plot twist. I liked it so much, I watched it a second time WITH MY MOM, which gave me an even greater appreciation for the writing, direction, and costuming.

A Real Pain: A rare moment for me of thinking a movie actually needed to be a little bit longer; fifteen minutes in the middle-end portion would have helped. It's actually only an hour and 22 minutes anyway. There are a lot of things I like about this movie (Kieran Culkin). I love movies about grief, family dramas, (Kieran Culkin), and travel stories. The part that I struggled with was mainly 1.) I actually wish we had seen more of the tour towards the end to give us a bit more time with David and Benji before the end and 2.) I have mixed feelings about the end thematically. I love that it ends where it started with Benji symbolically stuck at an airport (also Kieran Culkin), but it makes me wonder what was the ultimate message. Neither he nor David seems to have changed? Is that the point? This experience maybe allowed David the catharsis he needed, but what about Benji? Even the last scene of them on the roof didn't make that fully clear. The movie outright stated a lot, but this theme was unclear. Either way, I really liked it (and Kieran Culkin's performance as every attractive, charismatic, depressed man I ever dated or had a crush on rolled into one messy human).
EDIT: Rewatched and moved it to Loved. Still think it could be longer, but the themes work better than I gave credit for initially.

The Substance: This movie had me captivated from beginning to end. I complain sometimes that movies are getting too long, but this movie deserved all two hours and twenty minutes of its length. I remember thinking, I've been watching this for a while but it's clearly not over; how much time do I have left for it to get crazier? And oh boy, did it. Loved it as a commentary on aging and how we abuse our bodies in both youth and old age. Loved it as a body horror. It felt like old Cronenburg but with more satire.

Heretic: Another amazing horror movie and the first movie that sparked my theater love. The commentary on religion was amazing, and I hope that Monopoly scene becomes iconic. I saw it with Luke and afterwards decided it would be perfect with two minor writing changes: 1. the woman in the veil didn't die but had some kind of condition that allowed her to appear dead and 2. instead of the "followers" being in cages, they are in a bunker scenario and want the Mormon girl to join them. Those two bits bothered both of us, me thematically and Luke from a horror expectation stance. Either way, incredible writing and acting from the three leads.

Nosferatu: I waffled a little on whether this was a loved or really liked, but I settled on loved. It's been a long time since I saw the original, but this one really captured that spirit (and that of Dracula in general) while really upping the vibes and also the horniness, which I wasn't expecting. It's another great horror film although I found it less of a horror film and more just a gothic film in general with some interesting themes and incredible cinematography, direction, and design. I'm going to Romania for spring break and I squealed when I saw the exterior shot of Corvin Castle.

Wicked: I was so strongly on the "I'm not going to watch this because it's just a part one" boat, but I caved after hearing everyone rave about it. Okay. Fine. Deserved. The casting was perfect and the sets and costumes were just unspeakably amazing and I loved the extra little details to develop the world beyond the stage show. I cried like three times?! And I've never even been that big a fan of the musical?!

Nickel Boys: A minute into this movie I thought it could be a Barry Jenkins film only to realize it's by a director I've never heard of because he only made one other film, an experimental documentary. Experimental is absolutely correct here because this is one of the most uniquely directed films I've seen in a while. I loved it. I also thought I was so clever thinking I had figured out the end only for that little twist to knock me over. My one criticism is a usual one: it's too long. Shaving 20 minutes off the film would have been a real help for pacing without sacrificing the uniqueness. The fact this movie wasn't nominated for Best Director (especially over Emilia Perez?!) is a crime.

Ghostlight: I love a grief movie, man. I love community. I love theater. I love commentary on masculinity. I love an extended metaphor. 

No Other Land: I think one of the strongest things about this film was the juxtaposition of the horrifying footage taken over Basel's childhood and the few years the film was made and the quiet moments where Basel and Yuval just reflected on their respective situations. A genuinely impressive, moving, and important documentary.

Sugarcane: I chose to watch this film on a day when I was crying over everything, which was a choice. Absolutely horrifying look at residential schools in Canada that I wish I had been able to watch about three weeks ago before I talked about Native issues in my senior class. 

Black Box Diaries: Also a rough documentary but fascinating in how it was constructed.

Will & Harper: This documentary was a really fun watch and a fascinating look into the trans experience from someone transitioning at an older age. The one thing that didn't work for me was sometimes it was a bit too easy to see the strings of manipulation, like I know what emotion the director is trying to illicit. It occasionally took me right out of the film.

Flow: A simple but beautiful film. The visuals are great and the music fits perfectly and the story itself is just cute and quietly important.

Inside Out 2: A really wonderful expansion on the first movie. I kind of wonder if (and hope honestly) there will be a third to fully round out the narrative of Riley from child to teen to adult. I love Ennui.

Really Liked:

I Saw The TV Glow: I will need to rewatch this one day. I watched it on a plane and a dark place was a good setting. This movie had strong David Lynch vibes and although I know it is a trans allegory, it is told in such a universal way that many people I know missed that theme entirely. The entire idea of the inescapable march of time, existentialism, and identity was just so good. Bonus that it was also nostalgic as hell for me because of the time period; I immediately knew the writer-director was my age (just looked it up and holy shit they also went to the same uni as me).

All We Imagine As Light: This is a film that I am tempted to call neorealist even though it's really not. It just has that same authentic feeling of showing real women with their real problems. The film really feels all about the mood, well captured in the cinematography and the voiceovers. I've been to India, but not Mumbai or the southern coast, and I could really feel the contrasting essences of these places and feelings of those who live there. Absolutely insane why this movie isn't up for the International Film Oscar.

The Brutalist: There were a lot of good ideas in this movie about the immigrant experience, trauma, and the importance of art, as well as good acting, directing, and music. The ending reveal really brought forth those ideas in a complete way without feeling too obvious. But you want to know the best thing about this film? It understood the importance of an intermission. I watched half the film, did some errands, and completed it after and that allowed me to actually reflect on the film at a well-timed midpoint before continuing on. I believe that the intermission actually allowed me to appreciate this film far more. Other filmmakers please take note.

I'm Still Here: I went into this film not knowing what it was about, and I ended the film crying. In spite of the serious subject matter, it's handled so carefully that it wasn't until I got to the end and fully felt the horror of what had happened. I too was duped, so to speak, by the smiles. A very well crafted film with a great leading performance.

Strange Darling: A plot twist done so right. This movie was sexy and scary and I didn't know who to believe for most of it. The cinematography was also very nice, and I really loved the non-narrative structure and the commentary on gender.

Blink Twice: Got a rec for this one from a student. A fun horror movie with really nice visuals that asks some interesting questions about the value of memory and its tie to morality.

Challengers: Easily the first movie by this director that I actually enjoyed; he always comes close but never really hits for me. This was definitely one I liked more the more I thought about it. Just three people of varying degrees and manners of terribleness, striving for perfection. The music was also insane in the best way.

Sing Sing: Want a double feature on theater and masculinity? Watch Ghostlight and this. This film could easily have fallen into a kind of overly precious film but the film manages to be more grounded and have stellar direction and performances.

Sometimes I Think About Dying: I have never seen a movie so perfectly capture the existential dread of both working in a small office of boring people and trying so hard to connect without being sure if you even want to.

Small Things Like These: This is going to sound weird but this movie perfectly captures a feeling of death that I associate with Ireland. Maybe it's because half my family is Irish or something, but the mood of this film is so strong and sad. I like how it ends, but I do find myself wondering what mess the main character just made in the name of doing the right thing.

Rebel Ridge: I trust Jeremy Saulneir to make movies that are extremely well crafted and full of small town violence and genuine suspense, and he always delivers. My favorite of his will probably always be Green Room, but this film was great. I was on the literal edge of my seat for the second half.

Monkey Man: I had to put this one right after because these two films would make a great double feature of "action movies with important social commentary." I went into the film knowing only that there was a reference to Hanuman and Dev Patel was in it and got a lot more in both senses. The only real issue was that the beginning was confusing because they were holding off on the back story revel until the middle. I get why, but there could have been a way to structure it better and give us a bit more info right away.

Thelma: Love that this movie exists. I got a lot of chucks, and the climax was so perfect.

A Different Man: I really enjoyed the themes of this movie, but, as a reviewer put it, I wouldn't watch it again. For me it was just the tone, which kind of grated on me from the beginning. I like black comedies, but this one just didn't hit in that way. I guess it did slightly lighten the fact that you are watching a movie where Sebastian Stan is miserable literally the whole film. 

Late Night With The Devil: Solid horror movie, I loved the documentary/late show set up. The only thing that needed work was the ending montage situation. And I was also thinking the inclusion of The Grove would have more significance in the climax, but didn't? Did I miss something?

Liked:

Babygirl: Putting this one at the top because I was excited for this and a bit let down. There were things I liked about it, particularly the ending and the psychological aspects, but a lot of this film didn't come together for me. The metaphors were so dead on obvious I was kind of rolling my eyes (although I enjoyed the little nods to Ibsen plays), the editing was abrupt and weird at times, the story pacing didn't always work with some plot points going way too fast and others way too slow, and I just couldn't get past how cringe and unattractive the male lead character was. That was kind of the point surely, if he was too appealing she might leave her husband for him, but it certainly gave a yuck to what could have been a yum for me. Still okay, but it could have been way better.

Queer: I think I gotta spend a little more time dissecting my issue with Luca Guadagnino films. Every time I see one of his movies I think, "I should like this more than I do" (Call Me By Your Name was okay but the age difference gave me the ick and Bones And All did nothing for me). I think a big part of it is the pacing, and this movie made that really clear to me. I read the book this film is based on a few months ago and really liked it, and this film definitely had me for the first half, but it just started to drag. They should have cut a half hour from it; that would have strengthened the themes (and I love a body disassociation theme!). It did accurately capture Lee's desperation and Allerton's indifference that infuriated me when I read, but that was the strongest part. I'm also mixed on the anachronistic music but liked the score itself.

Civil War: This movie about journalists is an exciting time, but it's not saying much more than A Private War did a few years ago. The unique appeal is the premise of another American Civil War but it's so vaguely set up that it could be about anything. That's at least partially the point - a lot of people fighting without a clear goal - but in comparison to other socially conscious action movies this year, this one felt a bit thin on the socially conscious part.

The Last Showgirl: A good little movie about someone who has aged out of her performance career and how she's coping with the choices she made. Basically a female counterpart to the The Wrestler from many years ago. Pamela Anderson was perfect casting.

Problemista: I love the creativity of this film and how it was like a kid's show at times. It was very weird in a fun way, especially at the end. I will say though that while I know it was the point Tilda Swinton's character got so over the top sometimes that it was exhausting.

Turtles All The Way Down:  A nice adaption. I barely remembered the book, but the movie was very well composed. J Smith Cameron makes an appearance too!

The Order: A perfectly good crime movie about white supremacists getting taken down. Because I enjoy Nazi-punching, I've seen a lot of films that are similar and this one is mainly interesting because it is true, but I couldn't help but think of similar films that I enjoyed more.

The Apprentice: I wasn't sure if I was going to watch this because I'm on a Trump detox and will be for a while, but Jeremy Strong as Roy Cohn was hard to pass up. Then I found out Maria Bakalova was in this during the opening credits, and I knew I'd be okay. This movie was an interesting watch with some really solid character development throughout from everyone. I'm just glad I watched it before the election.

Emilia Perez: I don't know if I've ever seen a musical where I more strongly felt the vibe of "this did not and maybe even should not have been a musical." The plot is actually interesting (although it is all over the place) and the lead actress does a great job, but the singing made me feel like I was watching a parody instead of a serious film, and it was clearly trying to be serious. And the music sucked. What a weird misstep.

Saturday Night: This movie feels interesting almost more as a piece of history than as a movie. While it was necessary, there were so many characters to try to keep track of, and it was appropriately disorientating. I got a few chuckles.

Love Lies Bleeding: This movie was not quite was I expected, but I also didn't really expect anything specific? When it got weird, I was unmoved, but the discussion of gender and power was interesting. Oops, all toxic relationships the movie.

Carry-On: Per recommendation of a student, I watched this one and found it a perfectly entertaining action movie. The biggest misstep for me was that one digital action scene that was so insanely fake and didn't match the rest of the film. Otherwise, fun.

Moana 2: Apparently this was going to be a show instead, and you can tell. The stakes are high enough but the writing feels kind of minimal and lazy. The songs were weak and every one was a random attempt to hype up Moana, who just spends the whole movie vaguely doubting herself. This characterization would have made more since if she actually failed somehow in the beginning to give credence to her thoughts, but again, lazy. Like Frozen 2 before it, this felt more like a cash grab than a creative desire to continue a story. And apparently there was a sequel tease? Ugh.

Immaculate: Here's where we get into the horror movies that I didn't love but still thought were good. This one was the best of that category in my opinion and it was a recommendation from a student. I loved the decision to not show the baby at the end and the entire vibe of this movie was perfectly unsettling.

MaXXXine: Genuinely found this one to be the weakest of the trilogy by a lot. The whole sinful Hollywood theme just didn't resonate as much as the ideas in the first two films, and I really wasn't that captured by the movie like I had been with X and Pearl.

Okay:

Longlegs: Man, religious horror was really a genre this year, huh? It feels weird to say I didn't totally get this movie, but I kind of didn't get this movie. I basically had to watch it twice because I kept thinking I was missing something or getting distracted. Does "longlegs" have some kind of metaphorical meaning? Are these Satanic dolls actually magic? I don't know what this was.

Didn't Like:

It Ends With Us: I went into this film knowing I wouldn't like it but wanting to understand something of the Colleen Hoover phenomenon. It was meh but not painful or anything. My thoughts are basically: lots of lampshades hung around wackass choices, weird editing, and kind of flippant about its themes.

Mean Girls: I didn't hate this film or anything, but it was completely unnecessary. It was basically the original film with slightly less sincere delivery and every once in a while all momentum stopped for a useless and not good song. I liked Auli'l Cravalho and Jaquel Spivey at least. 

Megalopolis: What was that? Really. I don't know.

Uglies: A rare one for me: I straight up didn't finish this film it was so bad. I got a half hour in and decided I'd rather be doing anything else. I can barely watch a video summary of this movie without getting bored.

Sunday, February 4, 2024

2023 Movies

I continue to be a bitter curmudgeon who is unimpressed with most of the movies. Still gonna make my list, still gonna try to find things I actually like.

Don't Care List:
The Holdovers: Maybe I'll watch this eventually. I don't have anything against Payne's movies. It's just not a top priority for me.
Maestro: Aside from biopics always being middling to me, there's something about this movie that makes me uncomfy.
Air: Something about sports? Or sneakers? I don't care.
Nyad: Two words: sports drama. I'm already asleep.
Wonka: This shouldn't exist.

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Movies I Loved:

Barbie: One of three films I actually saw in a theater this year and with my mom of all people; we both had a great time. It's smart, it's funny, it's perfectly cast, and I had fun while also having things to think about. Probably my favorite of the year.

American Fiction: Hilariously, what I said about Barbie also applies here: smart, funny, and perfectly cast. I clearly was not in the mood for overwrought dramas (even though the Academy loves them). I want more films like this: actually funny, solid family story, and biting social commentary.

Past Lives: I took forever to watch this because on my understanding of the themes, I figured it would be a really hard watch for me. It was. I literally had to stop in the middle to write a little. It's still great though.

Talk To Me: On the flip side, we have this year's good horror film. It's a horror film with great themes that's actually pretty scary. I imagine that hand is going to become iconic.

Sanctuary: The second film I saw in a theater. I am a sucker for two people in a room stories and power plays and that was basically the film. The cinematography was also beautiful.

Reality: I guess more like three characters in a room, but this was a really subtle political drama that was actually really gripping to watch. There were a lot of acclaimed crime study type movies this year, but this one was the one I was most invested in. I thought the censoring effect was very creative.

Bottoms: A movie that made me laugh, but replace the commentary with just wackjob surrealism. God, I appreciated fun movies this year.

Poor Things: While I don't order these specifically, I am deliberately putting this on the bottom of the loved list because I have reservations. I can't resist Lanthimos movies, this is just a fact about me, but this ranks on the lower end of his films for me and it's because there's something about the script that just gives me the ick. The costumes, setting, music, acting, and themes in general are all excellent, but something really didn't come together for me. The first hour is kind of hard to watch but intriguing enough to continue, then there's about a half hour where I LOVED this movie, and then the rest of it I felt this strange mix of positive but slightly conflicted feelings with it having a perfect ending. Perhaps I need to ruminate on this more.


Movies I Really Liked:

How To Blow Up A Pipeline: A environmentalism action movie that does a really great job of showing all the different angles of destructive capitalist choices that destroy both the environment and the people who have to live in it.

Polite Society: I hesitated to watch this film, knowing what it was about, but I'm glad I finally did because it was really fun and actually had a completely satisfying ending. I would have felt differently about this film if it had ended differently so they really made the right choice here. Major props for creating a "villain" who the main character can seem like she's overreacting to with unearned hate, while also making every woman in their late 20s and older go, "I think she's right, but for reasons she hasn't noticed." Super clever writing there, and I appreciate it.

May December: My struggle with this film is while I did really laugh at the black comedy of it, I found the story of Charles Melton's character so sad (and so well acted) that I had a hard time not feeling down the whole time. I really might have to watch this one again.

Godland: I think this film proves that I can like a Western, especially if it's not set in America. I loved the consistently bleak and violent mood of the film and seeing the downfall of the main character, who I ultimately never sympathized with. Iceland is the perfect setting for a Western; who knew?

The Night of the 12th: French crime drama #1. This one was actually my favorite of the French dramas. I love the way the investigation is never solved, and the way gender affects these investigations is explored. Although I kind of wish the film didn't just state its theme so blatantly.

Anatomy Of A Fall: French crime drama #2. I feel like this was a perfectly good courtroom drama, but I don't know why it's so acclaimed? I liked it, don't get me wrong, but it didn't feel like anything particularly groundbreaking.

The Blue Caftan: This movie was really unique. It's kind of billed as a romantic drama, but when it says romance, it definitely doesn't mean that in the way you think. This is a story that highlights very different kinds of love, the kind that are more likely to exist in a restrictive society. I honestly love the kind of stories that show how love can mean so many things.

Saltburn: I didn't hear about any of the "shocking" scenes until after I had seen the film. None of them had shocked me, but I'm a weird film person. Overall, I liked the movie and had fun watching it. Derivative? Sure. I don't care.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret: I read this book when I was ten, and this was such a good adaption. The time period is so well integrated, and it perfectly captures the feeling of being a preteen in any time.

The Zone of Interest: My issue here is that I think the movie is really good, but like the last Jonathan Glazar movie I saw, I was kind of bored. I am completely fine with slow movies, but with both films I felt like I was missing things because some aspects were almost too subtle. The mise-en-scene is incredible and the sound is brilliant, but I was annoyed that I had to keep looking stuff up because I could tell I was missing plot points.

All Of Us Strangers: The strongest thing about this film for me was the vibe. I wish I hadn't spoiled the dead twist for myself in the beginning, but I still liked it. There's ultimately a powerful metaphor for loneliness and grief in this film that really hits at the end.

Blue Jean: A nice little character study during an interesting time in LGBT history.

Blackberry: I liked it more than the Social Network. Fight me.

Nimona: A good adaption of the comic book.

No Accident: A former student recommended this one to me, and it was great to hear the whole depth of this case.

Milli Vanilli: A documentary about a well known music scandal that really shows the people at the center of it and the exploitation and blame they endured.

Pamela, A Love Story: Another great documentary about famous people that really gets to the heart of the person.

 
Movies I Liked:

Oppenheimer: Too Long Movie #1. I liked the movie just fine, not big on biopics overall but Chris Nolan is an engaging director, but way is it so long? Was the frame necessary? Can we just choose a theme and go with it? If people are just going to make movies this long, we need to bring back intermissions because I will never watch this length of film in a theater.

Killers of the Flower Moon: Too Long Movie #2. Someone stop these way too famous male directors. This one was almost four hours. Why? It's an important story to tell, but something is lost in the telling when I am halfway through the film and thinking, why exactly is Leo's character doing all this shit when he's married to an Osage women? Yes, cognitive dissonance racism and whatever, but the film didn't convince me that this made sense. It was too focused on the events and not the heart.

Priscilla: My attention was held by the story and the costuming was an A+. Mostly I avoid biopics but I saw some interesting discussion around biopics of women and that made me want to watch this one.

Saint Omer: French crime drama #3. I think this one resonated with me less than the other two for mostly personal reasons, so I can't really hold it against it for that. I think my main issue was that I couldn't really get the point: the writer relates to the defendant and . . . what?

The Burial: A fun legal drama about the funeral industry, one of my favorite topics. This movie felt like a film from the 90s, if that makes sense. Nothing too deep, just a solid movie.

The Hunger Games: The Ballad Of Songbirds & Snakes: I watched this before reading the book, was inspired to read the book, and then watched it again. I understand why the director didn't want to split it into two after feeling like he made the wrong choice with Mockingjay, but this book is over 100 pages longer and has a clear division. It would have really benefited from becoming a two hour movie and an hour and a half long movie. It moves way too fast in the beginning so two minutes in, I was lost. It did spark me to rewatch all the other movies and reread all the books though!

Dungeons And Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: The third film I saw in a theater. This movie was fun. It's not amazing or groundbreaking, but I don't think it was trying to be. It was Guardians of the Galaxy but fantasy, and I had a perfectly good time.

Saw X: I can say with complete confidence that this is the third best Saw movie, having seen all of them from 1-6 and skipping 7, 8, and 9. I have always said that the original is the only one that's actually a good movie but if you watch 1, 2, and 10, you have a decent horror trilogy (and you have to watch them in that order even though this one falls between 1 and 2). I have definitely gotten more squeamish since I was a teen and could have done without some of the gore (people forget that the first one wasn't that gory), but this one actually followed the original Jigsaw logic without the campy nonsense of everything after the second one. 

Bama Rush: I find the topic insanely fascinating, but this documentary didn't really do it justice. The presence of the filmmaker's narrative didn't really add to the film, in my opinion, and I wondered after the fact if it had been added because of a lack of authentic footage of the process itself.

 
Movies That Were Okay:

Beau Is Afraid: Ari Aster, I see what you were doing there and yes, this movie did effectively make me feel like I was also having paranoid delusions, but that doesn't mean I had a good time. I get that it's an Odyssey-type thing, but did it have to be that long? This could have been an amazing two hour movie, maybe even two and a half hours, but no.

Money Shot: The PornHub Story
: This documentary was fine but wildly unmemorable considering its topic. It reminded me of the Abercombie one from last year: it told me about a thing, but it didn't do it in an especially interesting or unique way.


Movies I Didn't Like:

Cocaine Bear: It just wasn't that funny. Too self aware.

Cade: The Tortured Crossing: Never change, Neil Breen.