Fish Gotta Swim, 12-Year-Old's On The Internet Gotta Write M-Rated Fanfiction

(Originally posted on 8-1-2009)

Most ridiculous terms read on last month's entries on Topless Robot's "Fan Fiction Friday":
Batpaddle
Old-fashioned, Pants-off Spankings
Anxiety Erections
Manspanking Session
Pecker on a Celtic Boy
Porkfest Of The Most Monumental Proportions
Incestuous Dong
Wookie-Delight
Ooey, Gooey Green Stuff
Pokevagina
Wrinkly, Liver-Spotted D***
Ploughed
Ferret
Mocha and Vanilla Curves
Where Our Future Baby Will Grow Up
S*** C***
Slutgasm
Sperm Enema
Ass Mouth
C*** Slave
Creamy Shampoo

How could I have possibly read all this words IN CONTEXT and still love the Internet?

Those of us who spend most of their time online have become immune to other people's depravities.

The real world should spill into the internet but the internet must never spill into the real world.